Why do Giraffes like weeing on my right toe nail.?

Hello there. I am not sure why giraffes like weeing on my right toe nail. You see i have a very hairy right toenail wich gets infected quite alot. Last time i went on a safari with my husband who is a dingo called brad the giraffe did a wee on my right toe nail and sucked the infection out until my toenail dropped off, Please help me my father has diowned me thanks to my 8234 year old toe, i knew when i was 1 i shouldnt of let rachel sit on it she should of told me she weighed 7946675678745016864568465868468568364856 tonnnes the mushroom faced rectangle nosed bum flutt yoguhrt nose . Please help me.